July 28, 2014
John Cena is somber tonight, he fears Brock. John puts over Brock’s accomplishments and says all he can do is fight. Paul Heyman comes to the stage to tell Cena he will be “victimized” by Lesnar, Cena will be conquered. Cena turns purple talking about having heart and overcoming. Cesaro comes out to defend his former business partner. Cesaro calls Cena a walking billboard who cannot wrestle. Cena accepts the impromptu match up.
Cena and Cesaro start the match trying to out wrestle each other. Cena cannot keep pace and has to resort to the Cena Brawl Style. Cesaro matches Cena’s feats of strength with a suplex over the ropes from the apron. The Cesaro Swing returns! Cena hits Cesaro with the U Can’t See Me Five Knuckle Shuffle. Cena attempts the AA but fails, Cesaro’s Big Boot proceeds the Uppercut, Cena kicks out at two. Boots are flying! Cena grabs Cesaro on the ropes and performs a second rope AA, pinning Cesaro. John’s victory is hard fought tonight.
Steph can’t get the smell of jail out of her nose. HHH assures his wife that a plan is in place and it will succeed. Orton busts in to ask about Plan A?! HHH says that Orton has his hands full with Reigns. Orton now has a problem with Reigns, Kane and HHH.
Paige assures the audience that she still believes she is friends with AJ. She says she acted brash, she wishes to apologize. AJ skips to the ring to answer, AJ doesn’t buy anything Paige is saying. Paige says she speaks the truth and if AJ cannot believe her, she must be “crazy”. AJ pauses, her neck crooks to the side. AJ attacks Paige as she tries to squirm away. Paige asks why this is happening, she believes AJ is her friend.
HHH is disappointed in the WWE Universe. He is upset that when his wife was arrested on live television, the crowd laughed and sang songs. HHH insists that the incident with Brie was a simple misunderstanding. Stephanie invites Brie out to confront her, Y2J answers the call instead. Jericho starts singing Inner Circle’s “Bad Boys”. Y2J wants to stir the pot as he asks HHH why he took so long to go to his wife’s aid after she was taken away. HHH is furious at this accusation, he knows Jericho wants Wyatt, but he gives him Rollins tonight. Seth attacks from behind, nailing Jericho with the Money In The Bank briefcase.
RybAxel is joined by the Intercontinental Champion, The Miz to battle The Uso’s and Dolph Ziggler in a six man tag. “Professor” Xaiver Woods brings his new students, Big E and Kingston, ringside to witness the match. Uso’s and Miz start things out. Ziggler is soon given a hot tag, giving 110% to each move and every bump, an all out brawl ensues. The Uso’s fly to the outside onto their opponents leaving Ziggler alone with Ryback, both legal men. A quick Zig Zag pins Ryback to the mat and Dolph gets the victory for his team.
Bo Dallas wants to inspire R Truth to win, not tonight of coarse, but in the future. Bo completes a maneuver and celebrates it’s completion with a victory lap. R Truth takes advantage of this premature celebration with a roll up. Bo can’t Bo-lieve what has happened, his winning streak was broken by R Truth! Bo attacks R Truth after the bell, he shows ruthless aggression with zero smiles. Bo is consumed with hate. Post beat down, Bo regains his smile, leaves R Truth on the mat as he exits the arena.
“Wow! It’s un-BO-lievable that Bo Dallas just lost that match. He was a good sport though.” - @IamSmiley
Lana speaks to her audience in Russian to provoke them. Her trashing of the US flag is in english so that the Texas state can scream it’s displeasure. Putin is put over as a superior leader to President Obama, this is too much for Swagger and he takes the stage waving “Old Glory”. Zeb cuts a promo on the virtues of the flag including, pick up trucks, pretty girls and beer. We the people! Swagger and Rusev clash! Rusev escapes from the ankle lock and leaves the ring. Swagger and the USA to stand tall in Texas tonight.
“Houston, we have a problem”, Sandow is in a space suit. Adam Rose brings the party to the ring and Damien isn’t long before he commits a Party Foul, Adam Rose pins Major Tom. The Rose Buds party on!
The scheduled match between Kane and Roman Reigns is interrupted when Roman is ambushed by Orton on his way to the ring. When Reigns makes it to the ring for the match he attacks Kane but is blind sided by The Viper. Roman hits back with the Superman punch, then Kane hits the Chokeslam on Reigns before leaving him to Orton. Randy takes apart Reigns move by move. A Vintage Orton DDT off the barricade, steel step bump and two RKO’s on the announce table, after it failed to break on the first attempt. Roman lays in the aftermath, Randy is RAW!
“Orton giving a damn... look at this shit... I like it.” -@Pipervalentine
Fandango’s ex-girlfriends are all over the map as they escort Diego to the ring with El Torito, to face off with the dancer. Fandango takes the lead in the match with quick and angry strikes. The girls are a big distraction to Fandango but it’s the little bull who stops Fandango in his tracks as he mounts the ropes for an aerial assault. Diego gets a roll up pin on the distraction. El Torito gives out a Low Blow to Fandango for his troubles.
Goldust and Stardust discuss the Cosmic Key! Apparently, “they” have it.
Cameron teams with Fox tonight to face her former dance partner Naomi, with Nattie as her partner. Nattie faces off with Fox to start and tags out with control to Naomi. Alicia cuts Naomi’s offense off and gets her to the mat. Cameron wants a tag now that Naomi is down. She attacks without style, her sloppy offense leads to a scissors submission by Naomi, Cameron is forced to tap out.
Jericho comes out doing a hundred miles an hour and Rollins answers by going just as hard. They are move for move, counter for counter. They wear each other out, they wear themselves out. The battle slows but the moves still sting. Code Breaker! The lights go out, when they return Rollins is gone and the Wyatt’s stand in his place. Bray directs a beating onto Jericho his disciples carry out. Y2J is sacrificed to Sister Abigail’s Kiss. Follow the Buzzards!
Stephanie whines and looks for sympathy as her children are scarred by their mother being in jail. Brie enters through the crowd to tell Stephanie to get to the point. The point is that Stephanie wants the charges dropped. Brie has some demands, she wants a raise for her sister, and her job back. Stephanie doesn’t want to give her the job but relents when Brie expresses it’s a deal breaker. Stephanie agrees but Brie isn’t finished, she wants a match at Summer Slam against... Stephanie. Brie threats to continue her law suit so Steph gives her what she wants, along with a huge slap knocking Brie from the ring apron to the ground. Stephanie says that Brie will be her bitch come Summer Slam. Brie attacks Stephanie as she celebrates and the agents, Finlay, Noble and Joey have a hard time keeping the two woman apart.
“This is the hottest feud right now.” - @prettyheartless
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